The Compleat And Actual Adventures of Marcella White Campbell

I’d just like to linger on this image for a moment.
Because that is the last time I’m going to say, “Oh, Pete,” in a gently mocking but still affectionate way.
Pete’s dead to me now.
Last Week:
Betty bought a couch that looks like upholstered lady-parts and blocked her hearth with it. Don had to sign a lucrative [...]

New maxim: never bring a fully-loaded John Deere tractor into the office unless you intend to use it.

Last Week:
In Episode 5, “The Fog,” Don and little Sally shared a late-night meal of corned beef hash while Betty was in the hospital with little Gene. So last night’s main course was pretty self-explanatory.

If I do [...]